
I know its been a while since I have posted but in my defense I've been busy. Being a father isn't easy. Plus, I have been celebrating the 27th world championship of a little squad that plays in the Bronx. (Sorry to all my Philly people especially Marlene who might take offense to that last line).
Who the hell am I kidding, I've been lazy these past few months. Marlene might be the greatest mom ever (sorry mom, but I don't remember those first few years) and Robinson is a very easy kid. I have no excuse for not posting more.
Marlene and Robinson and I travelled east a few weeks ago and the little man got to meet all his great grandmothers and a lot of aunts, uncles and cousins. He has no idea what nuts he is related to. They stayed back east while I returned to Seattle for a few days before I start traveling again for the next few weeks. I will end up going 17 days without seeing them and that's going to be really hard.
I had planned to live this amazing bachelor life out here, a male version of Sex in the City but set in Seattle. I would of course be Carrie as my obsession with shoes is borderline problematic. Unfortunately for me, the last thing I want to do is be single and childless. I miss Marlene and Robinson so much its kid of pathetic. Not to mention the fact that our apartment is basically a shrine to Robinson and I cant go 5 feet without seeing something that reminds me of him.
This has given me a new found respect for people who are away from their families for long amounts of time. The incredible sacrifice that our soldiers make, not only risking their lives but leaving their families for months and sometimes years at a time is incredible. It makes me feel very selfish for worrying about 17 days.
I wanted to end on a positive note and so I thought I would explain the magical powers of my sperm. In 2009 both Carolina and the Yankees won championships. That's not a coincidence. Clearly there must be some greater force out there and I am pretty sure that its me. There are of course limits to my powers, sorry to my fellow Knick fans, I dont think anyone is powerful enough to help them.